Of soccer widows and their problems

Why do so many women hate sports of any form? It bugs me during the cricket world cup, when the only reason they watch Australia is because Bret Lee is the sexiest cricketer, and even more during the soccer world cup.

Now these soccer widows (those women who have been left for the love of the game by their more significant others) have apparently formed a club and have asked for a ban of the game... bah, learn to live, girl.

So how about a complete ban of romantic, mushy mushy movies and novels, and a complete ban from shopping?

Do we also have a club for romantic movie widowers and a shopping widowers?