The Movie
A plot for a movie that I got while discussing with Hasija (ignore the abrupt beginning):
me: i will be dj's romantic partner
Hasija: abe tharki
me: bapu can be the guy who chokes over his tongue and dies
Hasija: sahi
me: and then ruchi will dance over his grave
Hasija: and what wud be my roll
role
me: u r the hero
Hasija: so what am i supposed to do
romance tu khud kar raha hai............
me: tu bhi romance kar le... aur bapu will try to win over the girl u love by talking and die in the process by choking over his own tongue. so then u will bury him and ruchi will dance over his grave (an item number?)
Hasija: ohhk ...i m the guy who will take over DJ first from sahil and the finally from u
me: no, i am not the hero, and dj is not the heroine
Hasija: hmmmm..........
me: and then bapu\'s spirit will enter the body of vicksy, who will try to make ur life a living hell so then when u have given up and are taking the name of god in order to get some help...
Hasija: then who will enter
me: the sky shall shake, the storms shall blow, the fire shall lose its heat, and the earth shall quiver... and when all the dust settles down I will enter on a horse with dj
Hasija: ok
me: and then maneka gandhi shall give a lecture on animal rightsd and cruelty against animals (see - the movie also has a message)
Hasija: why
me: why what?
Hasija: i think we wud ask bushi 4 that
and ye animal rights kahan se aa gaya",1]
);
me: dj and i were riding a horse na horse - animal, etc.
Hasija: samjha nahi 2 bande ek horse pe hain isliye
bechara god
me: half way through the message, we shall discover that the only way to drive bapu\'s spirit out of vicksy is to destroy the jewel that holds his life on earth... and we shall find that this jewel is the anklet that ruchi was wearing while dancing on bapu\'s grave
Hasija: ghod ghoda
me: arey... u should not ride on horses."
Hasija: hmmmm abey main tujhe hero bana raha tha tu to writer ban gaya waise mast story hogi
me: so, to destroy the anklet, we will go to find ruchi, but will find that she has sold the anklet to jassi
Hasija: accha jassi ka role to bata
hmmm
me: who thinks that it is a wind chime and has tied it to the entrance of his door on the edge of a cliff.
Hasija: mehra....vatsala and suri
me: now, due to the sudden advent of soil erosion, the house has no entrance from the ground, u can get into the house only by scaling the walls of the cliff"
Hasija: ok then
me: meanwhile vicksy has started haunting the general junta by having all the tv and radio stations play only his songs
Hasija: hahaha
me: so mehra, using his superior technical skills, is busy trying to ensure that this does not happen, and is hacking into tv and radio networks
vatty plays his romantic interest (obviously)
Hasija: haaan wo to hai hi
me: suri is dead, he was the first victim of bapu's spirit
Hasija: ok........then how will we get the anklet back from jassi
me: we can have a particularly gruesome scene with ronaldo scoring another record breaking goal with suri's head
that will show that suri is dead
Hasija: hehehe
that would happen in the final 15 seconds of the fifa final
me: meanwhile vicksy has recruited a complete army of zombies who have formed a chorus and torture people by singing in the middle of a roads and in public squares
Hasija: and we will have bapus soul imbued in ruchis anklet
me: haan, wo to hai
Hasija: so what is the climax
me: this is only the first part
Hasija: ok
me: now, u will scale the cliff in order to get to the house
in between we can have a song if u want one
Hasija: haan haan.....sure
me: the problem will happen that u will get to the top and get the anklet, but then will find that the rope with which u climbed up is lost
and jassi has no further ropes, and all his turbans are also missing
so now, u will be helpless
when suddenly, inside a fridge, u will see a mountain dew
so u will drink that and then jump down from the cliff and land safely on your feet with the anklet in ur pocket
Hasija: mountain dew sponsor bhi kar degi
me: sahi baat hai
Hasija: nice idea
me: but once u get to the bottom, u will find that the cheat jassi had paid the poor little ruchi with fake currency, because of which the anklet is deemed stolen. so the police, which is waiting down, will arrest u
the pollice inspector can be portrayed by harry
ya fir nahi... ye police ka idea nahi rakhte
Wait for further details!!!
me: i will be dj's romantic partner
Hasija: abe tharki
me: bapu can be the guy who chokes over his tongue and dies
Hasija: sahi
me: and then ruchi will dance over his grave
Hasija: and what wud be my roll
role
me: u r the hero
Hasija: so what am i supposed to do
romance tu khud kar raha hai............
me: tu bhi romance kar le... aur bapu will try to win over the girl u love by talking and die in the process by choking over his own tongue. so then u will bury him and ruchi will dance over his grave (an item number?)
Hasija: ohhk ...i m the guy who will take over DJ first from sahil and the finally from u
me: no, i am not the hero, and dj is not the heroine
Hasija: hmmmm..........
me: and then bapu\'s spirit will enter the body of vicksy, who will try to make ur life a living hell so then when u have given up and are taking the name of god in order to get some help...
Hasija: then who will enter
me: the sky shall shake, the storms shall blow, the fire shall lose its heat, and the earth shall quiver... and when all the dust settles down I will enter on a horse with dj
Hasija: ok
me: and then maneka gandhi shall give a lecture on animal rightsd and cruelty against animals (see - the movie also has a message)
Hasija: why
me: why what?
Hasija: i think we wud ask bushi 4 that
and ye animal rights kahan se aa gaya",1]
);
me: dj and i were riding a horse na horse - animal, etc.
Hasija: samjha nahi 2 bande ek horse pe hain isliye
bechara god
me: half way through the message, we shall discover that the only way to drive bapu\'s spirit out of vicksy is to destroy the jewel that holds his life on earth... and we shall find that this jewel is the anklet that ruchi was wearing while dancing on bapu\'s grave
Hasija: ghod ghoda
me: arey... u should not ride on horses."
Hasija: hmmmm abey main tujhe hero bana raha tha tu to writer ban gaya waise mast story hogi
me: so, to destroy the anklet, we will go to find ruchi, but will find that she has sold the anklet to jassi
Hasija: accha jassi ka role to bata
hmmm
me: who thinks that it is a wind chime and has tied it to the entrance of his door on the edge of a cliff.
Hasija: mehra....vatsala and suri
me: now, due to the sudden advent of soil erosion, the house has no entrance from the ground, u can get into the house only by scaling the walls of the cliff"
Hasija: ok then
me: meanwhile vicksy has started haunting the general junta by having all the tv and radio stations play only his songs
Hasija: hahaha
me: so mehra, using his superior technical skills, is busy trying to ensure that this does not happen, and is hacking into tv and radio networks
vatty plays his romantic interest (obviously)
Hasija: haaan wo to hai hi
me: suri is dead, he was the first victim of bapu's spirit
Hasija: ok........then how will we get the anklet back from jassi
me: we can have a particularly gruesome scene with ronaldo scoring another record breaking goal with suri's head
that will show that suri is dead
Hasija: hehehe
that would happen in the final 15 seconds of the fifa final
me: meanwhile vicksy has recruited a complete army of zombies who have formed a chorus and torture people by singing in the middle of a roads and in public squares
Hasija: and we will have bapus soul imbued in ruchis anklet
me: haan, wo to hai
Hasija: so what is the climax
me: this is only the first part
Hasija: ok
me: now, u will scale the cliff in order to get to the house
in between we can have a song if u want one
Hasija: haan haan.....sure
me: the problem will happen that u will get to the top and get the anklet, but then will find that the rope with which u climbed up is lost
and jassi has no further ropes, and all his turbans are also missing
so now, u will be helpless
when suddenly, inside a fridge, u will see a mountain dew
so u will drink that and then jump down from the cliff and land safely on your feet with the anklet in ur pocket
Hasija: mountain dew sponsor bhi kar degi
me: sahi baat hai
Hasija: nice idea
me: but once u get to the bottom, u will find that the cheat jassi had paid the poor little ruchi with fake currency, because of which the anklet is deemed stolen. so the police, which is waiting down, will arrest u
the pollice inspector can be portrayed by harry
ya fir nahi... ye police ka idea nahi rakhte
Wait for further details!!!
posted by Raghav at 5:30 PM
17 Comments:
kya bakwaas kahani hai...
ha ha ha ha ha !!
ha ha ha ha ha !!
Death by choking over my own tongue....!!!
I know the ending...Vicksy comes to haunt DJ. She drinks the same mountain dew but the fizz is gone now. She jumps over the cliff and dies.
Meanwhile, the hero(Hasija) has discovered the anklet worn by Ruchi and sold to Jassi. He takes it to the Mordor and throws it in the fire.
Bapoo is thus liberated. Dj is dead. vicksy is normal. Raghav becomes Devdas is DJ's memory. The hero(Hasija) becomes the king of the middle earth with Mehra as his technical advisor.
And this is my favourite part. The spirits of DJ and Bapoo unite in heaven. Bapoo gets the job of a bartender in Indra's court. DJ is an apsara and Bapoo'S romantic partner. And they lived(huh!!) happily ever after!!
@bapu
No bapu, ur liberated spirit does not go to heaven, but rather is suspended in the intermediate regions.
And as for drinkiong the dew and dying, what really happened was that it was Sprite, not dew, hence the lack of effects!!
Oh of course how can i forget that.
"Sprite bujhaye only Pyaas, yeh movie hai bakwaas!!"
@bapu
obviously, it needs refining.
This sounds like H2G2 meets Karan Johar meets the stuntman from Sholay!
Hey we can make this the last scene of the bakwaas movie. In frantic desperation, DJ picks up the Sprite, drinks it and jumps off the cliff. Next scene DJ is sitting in Bapoo's lap in heaven both drinking Sprite and saying,
"Sprite bujhaye only pyaas, baki all bakwaas".
Trust me, we can get a bigger sponsorship from sprite than from Dew!!
how come i am not in the movie ? /:)
i mean.. dont u need an elderly oracle kinda figure who feeds you cookies .. and tells you the secret of sahil's life while providing you shelter.
Ill be the string that holds the sorry fragments of ure movie together ..:D
how will u know his life is the anklet ? how will you knwo that ruchi has sold it to jassi ? how will uyou know where jassi lives... and that he has mistaken the anklet for a windchime ... :D
hehe...scary movie bana raha hai...i lyk de wy sahil died...n suri was shown dead...:D
Yeah...we should have an oracle. she can be the old hag who was chased away from the village coz they thought she was a chudail.
She drops in from time to time and screams her prophecies loudly!
I want a role.
adding to bapu's
and says from time to time:-
my fooot and a half.
where is the other half?
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