Holmes and Prof. M
The Bard is now officially part of the scriptwriting team.
Now, over the past few minutes, the Bard and I have concluded that:
1) when all sensible characters are eliminated, the one that remains, however insensible, must be sherlock holmes
Thus Sherlock Holmes shall also be a part of the movie.
2) Quite a few people have told me that the plot does not classify as a tragedy. The reason is that the complete plot has not yet been put up. You see, one of the major characters has not yet been made visible. So let me tell you a story:
When Sherlock Holmes pushed Prof. Moriarty down the cliff, Prof. Moriarty did not die. Rather, he hurt the second and third vertebrae, which led to a natural lobotomy of the psychodermic eglongata (which, as everyone knows, is responsible for color recognition and the phobias). Fortunately for Prof Moriarty, this fall also cured him of lymphocircomaphobia, which he had acquired by watching Rajesh khanna for too long in Anand.
The trauma of this fall led to Prof. Moriarty suffering from cloriphobia, the fear of colors. In order to get rid of the headaches and the madness this fall was giving him, he contacted Oedipus in Greece, who adviced him that the best thing to do would be to stab his eyes with a blunt knife.
Additionally, Prof. Moriarty also managed to get his hands upon the machine developed by Dr. Frankenstein, and used that in conjunction to the latest chip implanting device developed by the FBI, to stuff a chip in his brain, that helped him to see things in wavelengths. The units of the wavelength, of course, are the standard milli inches.
(The only thing that now remains in this sub-sub plot is to account for the glasses that Prof. Moriarty broke during his fall)
Now, over the past few minutes, the Bard and I have concluded that:
1) when all sensible characters are eliminated, the one that remains, however insensible, must be sherlock holmes
Thus Sherlock Holmes shall also be a part of the movie.
2) Quite a few people have told me that the plot does not classify as a tragedy. The reason is that the complete plot has not yet been put up. You see, one of the major characters has not yet been made visible. So let me tell you a story:
When Sherlock Holmes pushed Prof. Moriarty down the cliff, Prof. Moriarty did not die. Rather, he hurt the second and third vertebrae, which led to a natural lobotomy of the psychodermic eglongata (which, as everyone knows, is responsible for color recognition and the phobias). Fortunately for Prof Moriarty, this fall also cured him of lymphocircomaphobia, which he had acquired by watching Rajesh khanna for too long in Anand.
The trauma of this fall led to Prof. Moriarty suffering from cloriphobia, the fear of colors. In order to get rid of the headaches and the madness this fall was giving him, he contacted Oedipus in Greece, who adviced him that the best thing to do would be to stab his eyes with a blunt knife.
Additionally, Prof. Moriarty also managed to get his hands upon the machine developed by Dr. Frankenstein, and used that in conjunction to the latest chip implanting device developed by the FBI, to stuff a chip in his brain, that helped him to see things in wavelengths. The units of the wavelength, of course, are the standard milli inches.
(The only thing that now remains in this sub-sub plot is to account for the glasses that Prof. Moriarty broke during his fall)
posted by Raghav at 9:51 PM
11 Comments:
i like the lymphocircoma part...
well written, but as usual, 'Crap'! have u been reading too much of Douglas Adams? i thought u were a Tolkein fan!!
@sahil
it is not a douglas adams thingie... more like woody allen.
But the sherlock holmes and moriarty battle was something that has been running in my mind for a long time
ewwwww....!
@rachna
i agree with u..eeeewwwwww
Do u know rachna that ashwani read this n said that raghav's blog is tooo guud? logon ko kya ho gaya hai aajkal?? :D
BTW...who's the Bard?? Do i know him?
@sahil
the bard is shrivaths, a batchmate of mine in comp, passed out last year by virtue of being a b.tech student.
do u know him?
@rags
Regrettably I did not know that being a B.Tech student automagically made one virtuous
@bard
trust me, the 5 yr biotech ppl consider anyone who has the fortune of getting out in 4 years as one who has performed virtuous deeds in some past life.
@bard
what do u think of the new direction the plot is taking
and also of http://kvasir-ruminations.blogspot.com
oye raghav it would have been better if you had really given a background before this " ewwwww....!" thing. for some people the sherlock stories are a bit rusty.
I know I know who he and moriarty are but what was all that crap and in the end glasses??
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