Friday, March 25, 2005

When Goering went Dutch

I read first of this episode in Irving Wallace's book - The Sunday Gentleman.

After the Allied had won WW-II, and had got their hands on Field Marshall Hermann Goering's large private art collection, there surfaced the curious case of a Vermeer. Vermeer was a famous Dutch artist, who, like most artists was not popular in his time but later became popular

This always reminds me of what Abhishek N Singh said in the Art and Tech class to Sanil...

"Sir, if I paint some rubbish today, no-one will like it, but 200 years from now, everyone will say that the rubbish I made is very good and N Singh was a great man."

Anyway, Vermeer had a tiff with the Dutch historian Houbraken, (Vermeer was a 17th century artist), because of which Houbraken did not mention him in his book The Great Theatre of Dutch Painters. Since this was the bible of all art critics, no one even considered Vermeer.

Then, in 1865, a Frenchman named Burger-Thore became interested in Vermeer, bought some of his works, and showed it to the rest of the world, and Vermeer became very popular...

Now, a certain Dutch expert was interested in knowing how Goering got the Vermeer, and so sedulously examined all of Goering's papers and files, and found a receipt marked paid in Amsterdam... this meant that the painting was sold to Goering by a Dutch!! Somebody was doing business with the Nazi No. 2. Outrageous!!

So the Dutch police and govt got involved, and looked here, high and low, and through a series of arrests and interrogations, found that the ultimate source was Hans van Meegeren, an artist in Amsterdam. So they arrested van Meegeren, and found that he had actually sold six Vermeers in his life so far, the last of which went to Goering. He also claimed to have got the Vermeers from a collection in Italy. This thus could possible mean from the Italian fascists, and hence van Meegeren got arrested.

After a long questioning and interrogation, which lasted weeks, van Meegeren finally broke down... and confessed... (this is the twist in the tale)

"You idiots! You fools! I sold no national treasure to the Germans. I sold no Vermeer. I sold a van Meegeren! I sold a Vermeer forged with my own hands!"

Van Meegeren confessed that from 1937 to 1943, he had faked six Vermeers. His paintings were different kinds of forgeries, he did not make copies of masterpieces, he copied the style of the old masters to make his own paintings, and passed them off as newly found paintings of the old masters.

His confession started as follows:

"Driven by the psychological effect of being disappointed in not being acknowledged by my fellow artists and critics, on a fatal day in 1936 I decided upon proving to the world my value as a painter and resolved to make a perfect seventeenth-centure painting."

So, if van Meegeren was lying (which implied that he had sold a real Vermeer to Goering), he stood of being tried as a traitor. If, however, he was saying the truth, this implied that the remaining 5 Vermeers that he had sold (which were now in museums across the world), were fakes... a crime but of a different degree, of a global degree.

The Dutch police so summoned Dutch Art Critics, who all dismissed van Meegeren's confession as words of a raving lunatic (they would, else it would mean that they were wrong!!). In the end, the Dutch authorities came to a conclusion... why not let ven Meegeren paint a painting now, and let this seventh portrait decide. The fourth estate had a field day, with headlines of the order of

"Artist paints for his life"

Van Meegeren finished his painting, and a team of international art experts from Oxford, Harvard, etc. studied this painting. They were to report by May 1946... they could not come to a decision. So the date was postponed to September 1946, and still there was no decision.

Van Meegeren also said that he had made the first Vermeer just to show that he was very good, and had shown this painting to a former leading Dutch critic - Dr. Abraham Bredius. Dr. Bredius was 90, and was delighted that someone still valued his advice... and needless to say, gave it his seal of authenticity. He also wrote:

"It is a wonderful moment in the life of a lover of art when he finds himself suddenly confronted with a hitherto unknown painting by a great master, untouched, on the original canvas and without restoration, just as it left the painter's studio!... We have here a - I am inclined to say the - masterpiece of Jan Vermeer of Delft."

Van Meegeren was delighted at fooling his mortal enemies (since they had rejected his own works of art, they were too classical...), and hence made more forgeries, selling them for an equivalent amount of more than 2 million dollors. However, his final painting went to Goering (even though he had specifically asked his dealer to ensure that it did not go to a Nazi... the dealer also thought that it was an original Vermeer, not eve van Meegeren's wife knew of the forgeries), and on hearing this, van Meegeren quit.

In return, van Meegeren got $250,000 and also a huge load of old Dutch paintings, which led to him claiming at his trial and confession that he was in reality a Dutch national hero... which he had anyway become in the eyes of the public by showing that the art critics were a bunch of senile idiots.

Finally, it was proved that Van Meegeren was right, the paintings were forgeries (a resin was found in the paintings that was not discovered when Vermeer had made them). But van Meegeren was dead by then... but the Dutch public still loved him. Further details of the story can be found
here.

So, many of the Vermeer's were fakes, in fact, a few reals were also labeled a fake (see
here, for example) since, how can you ever trust a crook.

But this does beg the question of not only if other masterpieces are real, but if not being painted by Vermeer actually lessen the value of the paintings. Do art critics actually know of what they are talking about? And since van Meegeren actually did all this just to show to critics that he was smarter than them, does this still make those paintings as works of art as we understand the word. Does motivation on the artist's side towards production of a work of art have anything to do with it being
labeled a work of art (particularly in cases when the artist is dead, and thus we cannot know his motivations).

I will deal with a couple of other more interesting questions later.

Monday, March 14, 2005

Highlights

After an impassionate description of the events (except for the part about Manju Sharma), it is time to give a shortened version of everything, viz. highlights and all the interesting bits. So here goes - The Highlights of Biohorizon-2005:

Before the event

"Haven't we met before?" - Aashima to Vishal Gandhi... another example of her shady friends.

Inauguration

What could be the highlight except Ashwani turning up 45 minutes late after P V Krishnan's class and then giving his masterclass speech:

"I would like to thank... I would also like to thank...I would also like to thank... (ad infinitum)"

Of course, all this was accompanied by a zombie-like just out of the graveyard tone, which involved repeated running out of breath syndromes.

Rest of the day

Having only one speaker left in the dsp TRS, and thus having Sunil Nath and Sudhir Joshi exchanging mementoes.

The HOD... taking... a catnap.

The JKD and K J Mukherjee episode:

As JKD left KJM after greeting him heartily and warmly, KJM to Sahai - "Yeh abhi tak waisa hi hai?"

R K Saxena to Amma:

"Saroj Behenji, aap ki aagya thi aur mein hazir hun"

Prof Lele to Aashima:

"We should be not equal, but superior to men. After all, it is the skirt factor".

Amma to Aashima:

"You are a young woman, have to handle both - family and profession".

Day 2

IPR issues in Biotech.

Subhash Chand to general public: "He represents Mehta and Mehta. The second Mehta is, I believe, his wife. khikhikhikhikhikhi"

(Of course, what was more interesting is watching Akshun try not to laugh)

Subhash Chand to Aashima: "lao phool lao"

Subhash Chand to me: "dekho, vote of thanks Akshun dega, isliye tum use rokna mat, bolne do khikhikhikhikhi".

Opportunities in Biotech Careers

Manju Sharma... and just Manju Sharma only... and again Manju Sharma

Gautam Reddy going to the bathroom when questions relating to Biocon came up, and staying there for eras

Bioventures

Subhash Chand to me: "Mike nahin chahiye, my voice can be heard across the hall".

Aditya Mittal to Subhash Chand: "We cannot hear you".

Emerging Fields

TKC: "This has been an emerging field for just two decades".

Taking Sahai's memento and giving it to TKC (perhaps we should ask TKC to give Sahai Rs. 150/-)

Vote of Thanks

AKS: "We would like to thank Education Times of Hindustan Times".

This was after I had specifically told Kartik to write HT Horizon clearly, but AKS said that he did not need that, he was sure of the papers.

Quotes of the Biohorizon team before the event will follow later.




Sunday, March 13, 2005

From the zenith... to the nadir

Merry to Frodo, The Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King

"It seems almost like a dream that has slowly faded".
"Not to me," said Frodo. "To me it is more like falling asleep again".

Biohorizon got over yesterday... and now start the blues. Afte an immensely successful event, which involved not only a very large attendence, but also an extermely large monetary profit, it seems that life begins again. Only now does it seem that the semester begins. As Kartik said, to him it seems that only now is the time of leaving IIT imminent.

The event was great. The inauguration went extremely well, with Vivek Bharati (who to me was the dark horse) speaking the best of them all. The Technical Review and Poster Sessions were also nearly flawless (a few minor glitches here and there in the organisation, nothing major).

The problem was the high teas and the teas and the lunches, which interlarded the two days generously. The lunch area was too small for such a gathering, and as Gautam Reddy pointed out, having lunch in an open area at this time of the year is not a particularly pleasant prospect. The first tea (after the inauguration) saw a lot of people attacking the coffee and tea tables and turning them over in that process, we needed more organisation in that respect, something that must be considered next time.

Sunil Nath gave perhaps the best talk of the day, when he summed up the downstream processing review session as aptly as possible. Not only did he review the research in the department, but also in the other departments, a perfect ending to a perfect day.

Day two saw a change in me compering, a job which I now realise is extremely boring in that you are not allowed to leave the venue. The panel discussion on IPR went very well, with an extremely active audience.

The problem was the panel discussion on Opportunities in Biotechnology Careers, when the old grimalkin Manju Sharma showed all why she was the biggest bitch of them all. And Gautam Reddy turned out to be a smartass. Manju Sharma decided that she must answer all questions, since she knows all.

Manju Sharma is a white haired old hag with one leg already in the tomb, and the second imminent considering her behavior. She is one of the class of policy makers, who are responsible for screwing a whole bunch of lives, and then washing the blood of her hands. But the blood remains... Out damned spot, out

The Bioventures went well, with knowledgeble but bad speakers. Amit Chander, sourced from IVCA, turned out to be the life saver, and gave a very good presentation, so that event also ended on a high.

Emerging was good, except for the audience which started leaving. The conclusion given by Aditya Mittal was perhaps the best of the whole event, since he not only summed up the session, but also the whole of Biohorizon. We should have had him earlier, so that all the people could have heard him, the perfect ending to the sessions, the high that we could have only hoped for.

The prize distribution and the vote of thanks was good, and thus ended the most successful of all biohorizons.

We went of to some place to celebrate (Cafe Rendezvous), but I was too tired and sleepy to be myself.

What to look forward to now?

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Of tablets, leaves and petri dishes

Posters for biohorizon are creating a problem. Rachna feels that pink tablets are not a sane idea because pink is not a sane color (pink is gay... duh). She does, however like pink tablets, that is why she put it on the poster. To make it crystal clear, she likes the color (though it is not sane).

Ashwani feels that the tablets are bad because they hide the text, now Rachna wants petri dishes (or leaves... why leaves?). The petri dishes are not pink, they are a sane color.

But Ashwani does not want petri dishes, apparently petri dishes are not related to biotech... biotech is fermenters, etc (though why u should not grow microbes on petri dishes in a biotech. venture beats me). Ashwani also wants bright shining bacteria (fluoroscence bacteria), which would then be green... pink vs. green... an insane color vs. robin hood's merry men...

Of course, the bacteria could also be yellow, which to me is the worst of all colors. Yellow is too bright. The best color, of course, is red... blood and life. Why should red be okey for guys and not pink? (If Tom Cruise or David Beckham wear pink, they are metrosexuals, not gays. The latter applies only to those who are not Tom or David). Then, of course, we have blue... Aashima said today that pink is for girls, and blue for boys, she was, in typical aashimian style, completely robed in blue...

The best combination is black and silver... I would like to see special I-cards for Biohorizon in Black with the names embossed on it in silver... now that would be good... but how do u get this simple idea across to a bunch of fashion neanderthals?

Then again, I feel that the pink tablets were okie in the first place...




rachna_dido: chalo bolo ..petri dishes
averma43: what do u plan to put there?
rachna_dido: does it strike u
rachna_dido: inspire u
rachna_dido: draw u rachna_dido: !??1
rachna_dido: i dunno yet .
rachna_dido: im still seraching
rachna_dido: sumi on lines of a leak ..
rachna_dido: and / or a petri dish
averma43: hmmmm it would i think.. lemme have a look first
raghav273: leak?
rachna_dido: leaf i mean

averma43: put it on the ftp i will have a look
rachna_dido: well .. ucant look at it ..till i make it
raghav273: oye ashwani, it must be done today, we send it for printing tomm.
rachna_dido: and i cant make it . till u tell me that u dont mind petridishes on ure poster
averma43: okie just give me a ruff idea...how are u putting them
rachna_dido: i havent made it yet
averma43: haan
raghav273: valid point... ashwani... do u like or dislike petridishes? do you feel that petridishes make u feel uneasy?
averma43: LOL
rachna_dido: :-w
averma43: abbe i dont particularly like or dislike petris just tht i want to know how it wud be done

rachna_dido: did u like or dislike the idea of pink tablets on the poster ?
averma43: it was so so... it just strikes me tht they were actually pink!
rachna_dido: the petri ishes are a sane neutral colour
averma43: u know we shud also think in terms of .... what message our pics are giving?
raghav273: pink is sane
rachna_dido: pink !??! no honey !! pink is gay
averma43:
rachna_dido: now obviously raghav will feel gay is sane !?!?
raghav273: how can a tablet be gay?
raghav273: is gay insane?
rachna_dido: well dyu feel gay is therational way out ??
raghav273: i am not gay, but i also do not consider it insane/irrational

averma43: coming back to the issue... i think something tht can give an image of the field shud be put on the poster ... i am just trying to relate petris to biotech. havent seen any in my lab.. though i visit there seldom